My Cowsin Jack has never had apple pie. What a cowtastrophe; just the through made my horns ache. I knew that I had to show him the way. So I went to his house and made mooniture pies with fresh ground cinnamon and mashed apple. I think that the secret to a yummy pie is to have very small chunks. I won't lie -- i think the crust on the top is a nice touch. Vanilla ice cream, here I come!